wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

(Source: blazepress)

halcyonsound:

insenial:

ai-yo:

they saved her life

Y’all don’t understand what this scene means to me. This Christian girl wearing the flower crown and the white bedsheet was going to murder Piper for not kowtowing to her homophobic bullshit. Like, Piper is out here about to get shanked when the inmate counselor is within ear shot and can see what’s about to go down. Piper calls out for help, and the counselor turns his back and leaves, knowing full well that Piper might die. This is what a lot of Pacifists don’t understand: you can not react in a non-violent manner to someone who is trying to kill you. You have to be able to use the appropriate amount of force to disarm them, and thanks to these fantastic women of color, Piper didn’t die. This scene was everything.

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this gif set

(Source: toomawaridemo)

lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news

grolia:

How to (not) protect you and your beloved from the rain with your school blazer.

(Source: secretotaku)

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

image

so i called him and

image

IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

(Source: oddhorror)

choca-latte:

that moment when the teacher says the highest grade in the class was a C

(Source: coalgirls)

iheartnintendomucho:

A First Look at the New 3DS and 3DSXL Redesign

Emphasis on the word “New.”

The New 3DS models will feature:

  • A second control stick on the right side of the portable reminiscent of those old laptop mouse knobs. Looks like it runs incredibly smooth.
  • It will also sport faster running and download speeds.
  • The camera in the 3DS will be able to sense faces, making the 3D effect look great from all angles
  • The bottom screen will have NFC reading capabilities for Amiibos

And would you look at that sexy Super Famicom style buttons. Now, the bad news.

Those of us in the West won’t be seeing these until 2015. Japan will get them Oct 11. Will you be upgrading to one of these sweet babies? [❤]

Buy: 3DS/2DS Consoles, Amiibo Figurines

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend